When you finally get home from work and want to lie down but still see.
When you wake up and want to enjoy a cup of hot steaming coffee.
When your friend asks to try on your glasses and puts greasy fingerprints on the lens.
Scouring the whole house in search of your glasses, then finding them atop your head.
When you just started wearing glasses versus a couple of years later.
Damn you, rain!
When you lose your glasses and can’t find them because you can’t see without your glasses.
My friends often ask me why I always wear such big sunglasses.
No, I’m not squinting!
When people ask you to take off your glasses, and you’re like, ’Okay, but don’t laugh!’
Winter is the best time of the year. Especially when you come into a warm room from outside on a cold day.
Doctor: Read the letters that you see on the eye chart.
Me: Doctor, where are you?
It’s been exactly 10 minutes since I cleaned my glasses.
How I see without glasses / How my friends think I see without glasses.
When you start wearing contact lenses but the habit of re-adjusting your glasses remains.